Next Up at the Laugh Factory: Sarah Palin

“If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?…I love meat. I eat pork chops, thick bacon burgers, and the seared fatty edges of a medium-well-done steak. But I especially love moose and caribou. I always remind people from outside our state that there’s plenty of room for all Alaska’s animals — right next to the mashed potatoes.”

-Sarah Palin, Going Rogue (source)

Why does it sound like this book was written by a bad stand up comic from the 80s?

*goes and stands in front of a brick wall*

You know what there also seems to be room for next to your mashed potatoes Ms. Palin? A heart attack, obesity, global warming, wildlife destruction, cruelty and ignorance. Amiright people?! Y’all know what I’m talking about.

*cue polite laughter*

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~ by Allison on November 16, 2009.

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